good omens season 2 has actually set me back 5 years in my character development it’s so FUCKING EMBARRASSINGGGGGG. I am getting an ineffable husbands tattoo. michael sheen’s character in bright young things is my gender role model again. I listen exclusively to hozier now. it’s literally summer 2019 again history’s always repeating itself and I am never ever ever ever beating the cringe allegations !!!!!!!!!
I dislike dogs, I think they’re annoying and I generally dislike their personalities unless they’re a) working (in which case I shouldn’t interfere with them) or b) basically cats (in which case, just get a cat, they’re far more physically pleasant to touch). I’m not afraid of them and I don’t hate or resent their existence, they’re important animals, I just don’t want them around me.
But if a dog comes over and wants pets or play then I WILL pretend I love it and I will pet it so much because it’s not the dog’s fault that I don’t like them. It wouldn’t understand my rejection and I don’t want to make it sad. Just because it’s an unpleasant animal doesn’t mean it deserves to be sad.
There seems to be a deeper philosophy one could derive from this but as it is its solid.
Behaving with basic compassion for other living things regardless of whether they fulfil your own emotional and aesthetic preferences. The world makes me happy but the amount of happiness I bring others isn’t contingent on them making me happy first. It’s not a serotonin transaction.
… Transactional Serotonin would make an absolutely fucking baller band name.
i can tell you with full certainty that right now aj crowley has taken up a job as an uber driver and is leaving the public of london mentally scarred but where they need to be seven times as fast
I’m not sure if his uber rating would be extremely good or extremely bad. “Drove 90 down Oxford street. It was terrifying. Reached destination 30 minutes early due to over taking traffic on pavement. 5stars. Would NOT reccomend”
All of his customers leave terrible reviews but he’s having a blast and BELIEVES he’s doing great, therefore his ratings are great
“so the dude showed up in a car that was like a hundred years old which I was like wtf because uber told me my car didn’t qualify when I had a 2005 civic. stuff like the gas gauge and shit weren’t even working? like it was way below E. anyway, didn’t die, somehow. 5 stars”
“scary as hell but good playlist. 5 stars”
“Picked me up with his boyfriend in the front seat who seemed less than pleased about picking up a stranger on their way to the Rizt- he gave me a chocolate Bon Bon out of nowhere when I got out though and made me feel 100x better when wishing me a fabulous day. Hope they had a great date. 5 stars”
“movie monsters and dinosaurs that relentlessly pursue their prey to absurd lengths without regard to energy expenditure or danger to themselves are unrealistic and not behaving like actual animals”
This thread is full of the luckiest people on the planet, I think. Also goes to show just how calm even venomous snakes are - coral snakes rarely bite unless you’re actively harassing them - and how important it is to make sure your ID as non-venomous is 1000% certain before picking up any wild snake.
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